LOCATION: SubwayCAST:
Employee One--a young lad, probably 20, looks a lot like my cousin Brent
Employee Two--about 30, looks like a skinny version of "Comic Book Guy"
Me--5'11", 285 pounds of sheer muscle, a smile that makes women weak in the knees, a brilliant sense of humor, a heart for sick people, and humble as can be
SCENE ONE
Employee One: (at cash register) Your total is $5.30; unless you want chips and a drink.
Me: (blindly) Hey, do you guys still have cookies?
Employee One: (pointing to the case in front of me) We have some.
Me: (looking in the nearly empty case) Are they 950 years old?
Employee One: That was a good year. (points at the bottom shelf) Those ones are, (points at middle shelf) but these ones aren't.
Me: Okay. I'll have two sugar cookies and a Dr Pepper, please.
Employee Two: Today we are serving a vintage 1379!
Me: (sustained burst of laughter)
CURTAIN
2 comments:
oh my gosh my husband had a conversation like that w/ someone recently too...
being the adoring wife I am I said to him..."you speak Geek, so well"
He didn't think that was that funny until I reminded him how much I love Geek....;)
Lucky hubby! LOL! How's nursing school going?
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